Praise Song Cruncher

Using an article authored by Pastor Wolfmueller entitled "Criteria for Discerning the Usefulness of Praise Songs" (http://www.hope-aurora.org/docs/praisesongcruncher.pdf) we listen to a praise song (or other Christian song) and read the lyrics and by asking the 5 diagnostic questions, determine it's usefulness in the church.

Show #430: Oh! Come To The 3:53 Alleluias

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While putting Oh Come To The Altar through the Praise Song Cruncher Pastor Wolfmueller accurately predicts, that is guesses correctly, when the song will divulge into the obligatory repetitive Alleluias. He’s so mystical! ;-)

Show #428: Farewell to the Flamme

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Listen to today’s edition of Table Talk Radio and your heavenly reward will be will a sign language praise song.

Show #420: Will Some Praise Songs Actually Pass The Cruncher?

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After we check in on Table Talk Radio LIVE 365 we fire up the Praise Song Cruncher. Are all praise songs created equal? Apparently some may just be hymns in disguise. Will that give them a chance of surviving the Praise Song Cruncher? Tune in and find out!

Show #416: Thrashing the Praise Song Cruncher and a New Game

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After Wolfmueller get done telling us about the Germany trip we play a game of Praise Song Cruncher with the Christian heavy metal thrash song called Crown Of Thorns. Then we play a new game called Name That Book From The Christian Book Catalog.

Show #410: The Easter Crunch Continued

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As if crunching praise songs wasn’t enough for 1 week, we continued to crunch praise songs for the second week of Easter. How many weeks does Easter last again?

Show #409: The Easter Crunch

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It turns out that the Easter praise songs are as empty as the grave of Jesus. We’ll prove it!

Show #401: This Relational Episode is Incurvatus In Se

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On this episode of Table Talk Radio after we discuss our Buzzwords Guilt and Incurvatus In Se, and answer a listener email about Relational Evangelism, we Continue our Praise Song Cruncher Marathon by looking at Make You Move as sung by the worship team at Bethel church. It’s just mystical beyond all knowing!

Show #400: Crunching The Millstone That Is Our 400th Show

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On this episode of Table Talk Radio after we discuss our Buzzwords we apply the Praise Song Cruncher to the rap hymn Theology Q&A with Seven the Levite, as well as to the song Oceans by Hillsong United! Is there mystical form in music? Tune in and find out!

Show #388: Is Our First Facebook LIVE Show Neo-Monastic?

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Who ever thought that LIVE video would make good radio? We did that's who! On this edition of Table Talk Radio you will get to hear the audio portion of our first ever Facebook LIVE show. How mediocre is that? And on this episode we will run the song All Because Of Jesus by Casting Crowns through the olde Praise Song Cruncher and see how it fairs. Then we will take a trip through Pastor Wolfmueller's office and play What's In Your Pastor's Library. Finally, we will do a little Preaching To Hollywood as we look at the Taylor Swift song The New Romantic. So, close your eyes and imagine your watching us LIVE on FB ... but not if your driving!!!!!

Show # 379: This Episode is Nihilistic! - It Has No Meaning, or Does It?

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On this edition of Table Talk Radio, after discussion the buzzwords Conciliarism and Nihilism, how fun is that, we will play a spirited game of Name That Theologian and discuss the Office of the Holy Ministry and the Marks of the Church (did you know there were 7?). Then as we attempt to answer a listener voicemail we will play Praise Song Cruncher and look at te song I'm Trading My Sorrows. As usual this episode has no meaning or purpose. Well, actually it does, but we cant tell you what it is!!